My friends are always doing their best to ensure that Arkansas remains at the front of my mind. Thinking I might be missing Arkansas, one such friend directed me to the following link, the story of a deer breaking and entering through a window of a house in Stuttgart, Ark.
Amusing, yes, but also rather disturbing. I'm most worried about the shards of glass that hurt the deer!
I think the best part of the story is the use of the word "leap" to describe the deer's behavior -- almost like he very deliberately and gracefully decided to make an appearance at the bedroom on E. Third.